Quelques Extraits...
''Un retour de plage.Une histoire de dame, quand, sauvagement sabordée sans sommation par un jeune, bel et vaillant pirate, coulée à pic au fond des abîmes par ses coups de canons, l'abordage terminé, il releva la carcasse de la vieille et demanda à la dame son âge.Elle lui répondit; ''45 mon coco'', ce à quoi il rétorqua aussitôt; ''tu ne les fais pas ma belle''. Non, elle ne les faisait pas, la belle. Il ne savait pas que la petite retraitée sex-agénaire attendait, tranquille, son minimum vieillesse, afin qu'il finît, en beauté, l'offensive de ses fesses.''
A return from the beach.
''A return from the beach. The story of a great dame when she, savagely, without any warning, got scuttled by a young, handsome and valiant pirate, and sunk sheer into the deepest chasms, hit by his gun he laid. Once the boarding over, he lifted the shell of the old broad up and asked for her age.
She answered the bloke; ' 45 dear', to which he, on the spot, retorted; ' You do not look forty-five my sweet'. Indeed, the sweetie did not look her age. He did not know that the old retired sexagenarian little woman, quietly, was waiting for her welfare benefits, so he, greatly, could finish the offensive on her buttocks he just carried out. ''
''A return from the beach. The story of a great dame when she, savagely, without any warning, got scuttled by a young, handsome and valiant pirate, and sunk sheer into the deepest chasms, hit by his gun he laid. Once the boarding over, he lifted the shell of the old broad up and asked for her age.
She answered the bloke; ' 45 dear', to which he, on the spot, retorted; ' You do not look forty-five my sweet'. Indeed, the sweetie did not look her age. He did not know that the old retired sexagenarian little woman, quietly, was waiting for her welfare benefits, so he, greatly, could finish the offensive on her buttocks he just carried out. ''
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